The Theft of the Denny's Carafe
As hard as it may be to believe for anyone who knew me in high school, I was
for a period of time pledging the Case chapter of the Phi Kappa Theta
fraternity. After one ceremony, myself, several of the other pledges, and many
of the brothers went to Denny's to get some
late night food and coffee. After much carousing and chiquanery, we got ready
to leave. At that point, I, inspired by someone I knew who had a carafe from
Denny's already, I took a
Denny's already, I tool a carafe, put it in my
coat, rolled up my coat, put it under my arm, and left with it without anyone
Denny's, even the cop/security guy's, knowledge.