Ingredients:
   2-3 teenagers w/odd musical tastes
   2 guitars
   1 bass guitar
   2 acoustic guitars
   1 analog keyboard
   1 trumpet
   1 french horn
   2 guitar amps
   1 bass amp
   1 drum machine w/MIDI sequencer
   1 4-track cassette recorder
 
   -Place teenagers under pressure
    for several years.
   -Put all ingredients in  one basement
   -Stir, stew, steam, broil, and funk
    for 1-3 years
   -Record results on 4-track cassette
   -Transfer to hard disk
   -Chill for 1-2 years
   -Serve cold to the Internet via the WWW